*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: To celebrate your triumphant return home, I’m taking you out for dinner tonight.
Jill: Thanks Lill – and by extending this invitation, I take it what you’re really saying is ‘I’ve eaten everything in the house and cannot be bothered to pick something up on the way home and prepare it’.
Lill: I might be saying that…
Jill: And what you likely mean by dinner is ‘hotdogs and warm beer from the Polish vendor on the corner’.
Lill: I might also mean that…
Jill: *Sigh* Why don’t I just order some Indian takeaway before I leave the office – butter chicken and palak paneer ok?
Lill: Perfect – I’m so glad I could do this for you Jillian.