*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: To celebrate your triumphant return home, I’m taking you out for dinner tonight.

Jill: Thanks Lill – and by extending this invitation, I take it what you’re really saying is ‘I’ve eaten everything in the house and cannot be bothered to pick something up on the way home and prepare it’.

Lill: I might be saying that…

Jill: And what you likely mean by dinner is ‘hotdogs and warm beer from the Polish vendor on the corner’.

Lill: I might also mean that…

Jill: *Sigh* Why don’t I just order some Indian takeaway before I leave the office – butter chicken and palak paneer ok?

Lill: Perfect – I’m so glad I could do this for you Jillian.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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