Lill: How was your weekend away?

Jill: Terrific! We hiked, went antiquing, ate marvelous food and drank fabulous wine.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* So basically you stayed in your hotel room, had copious amounts of sex and ordered room service.

Jill: *Eyes widen* …

Lill: I know this because a) you haven’t done laundry yet which suggests that very few items of clothing were actually worn, b) you haven’t produced a single photo, souvenir and/or ‘antique’ from your so-called excursions, and c) you’re shining brighter than a fucking glow worm.

Jill: *Cough* Erm…I brought you back the complimentary hotel toiletries!


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

15 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    Well at least one of us is glowing

  2. jensine says:

    PS the only glow I have is from the red wine … but at least I am happy *wine sigh*

    • A healthy wine glow is lovely in the right kind of light, and I love that you just used a ‘wine sigh’ – you DO realize we’re going to steal this now right? (We’ll credit you when it comes up of course)…L

  3. jensine says:

    That’s okay … my mum taught me to share

  4. Nowan Zen says:

    Make sure Jill keeps her door closed and the blinds drawn or that glow might wake the neighbors.

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