Jill: What are you watching?
Lill: Baseball game.
Lill: There are a handful of naturally occurring sounds that bring me joy Jillian – fire crackling in a hearth; coffee percolating; the snap of good bubble gum; and the glorious crack of bat meeting ball at 90 mph.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* How poignant – I thought you only watched for the tight glutes and incessant crotch-grabbing.
Lill: Oh well those too.