Jill: Ugh, why is the amount of fun you have directly proportional to the amount of mess made in the process of having said fun?
Lill: Yeah, good times – the kitchen looks like a sty…
Jill: *Sob* Can you clean up this time?
Lill: Erm…there’s like a mountain of dirty dishes and over a thousand empty beer bottles….
Jill: *Sigh* I know, just throw everything into a garbage bag and down the shoot – I don’t care, I just can’t deal with this right now.
Lill: I won’t let you down!
Jill: The kitchen is spotless.
Lill: I know.
Jill: There isn’t a single bottle or scrap of food.
Lill: Yep – I’m awesome.
Jill: The surfaces are gleaming.
Lill: It’s true – I can see your grey hairs from here.
Jill: And you even got that grease stain off the side of the stove.
Lill: It was time.
Jill: Only one problem…
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Oh?
Jill: We seem to be missing nearly all of our crockery and cutlery.
Lill: Oh they’re not missing – you’ll find them in four large garbage bags in the basement dumpster.