Jill: I had another Mad Men dream.

Lill: Were you throttling Betty with a rolling pin again?

Jill: No, I was trying to seduce Don but he kept talking about Heinz beans.

Lill: You let him talk?

Jill: Yes well, he finally started getting interested but then I couldn’t get out of the damn girdle and garters I was wearing.

Lill: Yeah, you had to be Houdini to remove undergarments from the 60’s in a flash.

Jill: It was so frustrating – I’ll never take my Spanx and pantyhose for granted again.

Lill: Pfft, screw the Spanx – you should never take a dream featuring Don Draper for granted again.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Undergarments? I those were just a myth! Thnk goodness for “commando” makes life much simpler.

    You can take that stunned look off your face. As if you didn’t expect such an answer from me. 😛

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