Lill: Jillian have you reorganized the medicine cabinet? I can’t find my Ortho Tri-Cyclen…

Jill: They’re in the right hand drawer, and umm…I’ve been meaning to ask why you’re taking birth control pills if *cough* pregnancy isn’t a likely outcome due to erm…lack of donor zygotes…

Lill: I’m putting faith in the notion of self-fulfilling prophecy – If I take them then I CAN have sex and if I CAN have sex then I WILL have sex.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* And how’s that working out so far?

Lill: Any day now…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

11 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Now some guys keep a condom (usually swiped from Dad’s sock drawer) in their wallet until the wallet disintegrates and there’s a permanent circular pattern on the left butt cheek. The very moment we throw it away……the opportunity will present itself and the sight of a mummified condom, my dear friends, will be a real showstopper.

  2. amb says:

    LOL this reminds me of an SATC episode, where Miranda buys herself brand new expensive bed linens because she wants “good bed karma” Love the sentiment, though I can’t say I’ve had Miranda’s results…

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