Jill: I have a confession to make.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* You had a bath last night.

Jill: Erm yes…I had a bath last night.

Lill: And you used those nifty bath oils.

Jill: Right – the capsules shaped like stars and moons.

Lill: But the shells never disintegrate properly and so there’s always this streaky mushy capsule gunk left on the tub.

Jill: *Cough* And I may have neglected to complete the de-gunking process…how did you know?

Lill: *Sigh* I thought the unusual shade of purple tingeing the soles of my feet was early onset gangrene until I smelled the lavender…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

5 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    And Batman bears witness to all. Or is that bares witness to all?

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