Jill: I have a confession to make.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* You had a bath last night.
Jill: Erm yes…I had a bath last night.
Lill: And you used those nifty bath oils.
Jill: Right – the capsules shaped like stars and moons.
Lill: But the shells never disintegrate properly and so there’s always this streaky mushy capsule gunk left on the tub.
Jill: *Cough* And I may have neglected to complete the de-gunking process…how did you know?
Lill: *Sigh* I thought the unusual shade of purple tingeing the soles of my feet was early onset gangrene until I smelled the lavender…