Lill: Ever wonder what would happen if the Charmin bear family got into it with the Cashmere chick?

Jill: Hmmm…No, but it would depend –  is she armed?

Lill: Possibly, but she would likely fail at landing any meaningful blows what with all the twirling and dancing in her toilet paper dress.

Jill: But the Charmin bears are so friendly, I can’t see them doing any major damage.

Lill: They’re BEARS Jillian – of course they’ll do damage and besides, she’s a dead-ringer for Goldilocks – do you honestly think they could help themselves from filleting her?

Jill: *Sigh* I guess not.

Lill: They would cut that bitch faster than you can say ‘cha-cha-cha Charmin’, and THEN we’d see who’s product was more absorbent…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    Well you can understand the Charmin bears … after all what is she doing sitting in, on and lying in and eating their toilet paper?

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