Jill: What are you doing for Mothers Day?
Lill: Going to Gran’s. I won’t bother asking what you’re up to – I know they don’t let your mother out on weekends anymore.
Jill: My mother isn’t institutionalized Lillian.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* And this is why your father affectionately calls his home ‘The Asylum’.
Jill: He’s just complaining because he finds my mother high maintenance.
Lill: …As well as neurotic, manipulative, over-dramatic, emotionally unbalanced…
Jill: *Sigh* Which is why we’ll be doing what we do every year, dinner and a show.
Lill: But I thought you usually stayed in?
Jill: We do.