*Jill arrives home from work*
Jill: Hey Lill, feeling any better?
Lill: *Sigh* A bit yeah…no thanks to daytime television though…
Jill: Nothing good on?
Lill: I spent most of the day yelling at this lame show featuring a crazy woman on her couch.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Erm…just how much Benylin have you consumed today?
Lill: I made a reasonable dent in the bottle – why?
Jill: *Cough* The TV isn’t plugged in…