Lill: Hmmm…decisions, decisions…
Lill: I seem to have lost a pound or two from the death fever this week, which has enabled me to fit into rediscovered sexy jeans.
Lill: IF I wear rediscovered sexy jeans then there is no room for extra pie, but IF I wear my regular less sexy jeans – now significantly more spacious – more pie is a given.
Jill: Well, keep in mind you’ll be able to eat as much pie as you want when you’re old and no longer sexy.
Lill: You’re right – what was I thinking?
Jill: I’m pleased you’re reconsidering your image.
Lill: Pfft – I’m wondering why I’m considering even WEARING pants when extra pie is involved…