*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: So I get to the office this morning after being sick last week and what do I see staring back at me on my desk? A burden.
Jill: Erm…you did miss a day of work – a heavier than expected workload today sort of makes sense…
Lill: I walked around the office trying to figure out who hated me, who the hell would send such an unrelenting plague to my cubicle?
Jill: *Sigh* You really need to start taking responsibility for your own work Lill….
Lill: All I could think of was ‘there goes my free wielding days of running in and out of the office without a care in the world, there goes me taking off for a week without having to worry about anything’.
Jill: I take it management has assigned a massive new project?
Lill: No, some bastard gave me a potted plant – I’ve named it Victor.