Lill: Hey Jill, can I borrow your red Jimmy Choo’s with the chunky heels?
Jill: *Eyes wide* But you hate girly shoes…you live in your Converse – in fact I’m pretty sure you sleep in them.
Lill: I know – but I need something different today.
Jill: *Sputtering* Here, of course you can borrow them!
Lill: Great, thanks – they’re perfect.
Jill: *Claps hands* What a pleasant surprise on an otherwise average morning – I hope this newfound interest in attractive footwear will continue!
Lill: Got it!
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: Heh, that fly’s been squatting here for two days now….