Lill: Hey Jill, can I borrow your red Jimmy Choo’s with the chunky heels?

Jill: *Eyes wide* But you hate girly shoes…you live in your Converse – in fact I’m pretty sure you sleep in them.

Lill: I know – but I need something different today.

Jill: *Sputtering* Here, of course you can borrow them!

Lill: Great, thanks – they’re perfect.

Jill: *Claps hands* What a pleasant surprise on an otherwise average morning – I hope this newfound interest in attractive footwear will continue!

*THWACK!!*

Lill: Got it!

Jill: *Raises eyebrow*

Lill: Heh, that fly’s been squatting here for two days now….

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

15 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    It wasn’t a cockroach, so the splat factor has just been cut by 2/3.

  2. jensine says:

    Jimmy Choo always a hit

  3. tammyehoney says:

    At least she did not try to kill something bigger or pound a nail with them….looking on the bright side of life 🙂

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