*Lill and Jill making dinner*
Jill: Can you get me some garlic Lillian?
Lill: Eep…No, I don’t think I can.
Jill: We have loads – just grab me some from the pantry.
Lill: *Gulp* I won’t go in there…you can’t make me.
Jill: It’s a pantry Lillian – not a church…
Lill: Maybe so…but what’s in there might still require an exorcism.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Are you referring to…The Onion.
Jill: *Sigh* It’s just an onion Lillian – it’s been in there for a few weeks and has started sprouting – it’s not a monster.
Lill: Oh HELLS no Jillian – that thing is scary and ginormous and will EAT me if I go in there!
Jill: You’re being ridiculous.
Lill: Really? Well if I don’t come back in five minutes, send a paring knife in after me.
*Lill returns from the pantry*
Jill: Did you get the garlic?
Lill: *Eyes wide* Yes…
Jill: Did you see The Onion?
Lill: *Gulp* Yes…
Jill: How big is it now?
Lill: *Eyes wide* It was eating a bag of potatoes…so pretty big…