Lill: *Grumble* Mumble…coffee…
Jill: Morning Lill.
Lill: *Grumble* How long have you been up?
Jill: Oh, a while – I went for a run, made our lunches, marinated the chicken for dinner, ironed my new dress, ordered Janie’s birthday present online and signed up for a new pilates class.
Lill: *Yawn* And somehow all of this early morning frenetic activity means you’re living a healthier more fulfilling life than those of us who choose to keep the snooze button on repeat?
Jill: A healthy mind and body are important for preventing disease later in life – I’m just taking care of myself.
Lill: Yes, I’m quite confident that such care will easily prevent both cancer and heart disease due to your pre-middle aged burn out and follow-up brain aneurysm.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* I also made waffles.
Lill: *Claps hands* YAY! Wait…what were we talking about again?
Jill: *Crosses arms* Early morning frenetic activity…
Lill: Oh right – well done, carry on!