Lill: Hey have you signed that petition going around the building? I think it’s being run by that PETA guy who lives on the third floor.

Jill: Uh…no, no I haven’t had a chance yet.

Lill: Oh wait! You dated that PETA guy didn’t you?! It was Twig right?

Jill: *Sigh* His name is Reid, and I’ll have you know he was gorgeous and kind and –

Lill: – and crazy, mustn’t forget the crazy.

Jill: He wasn’t that bad.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* He threatened to slash your tires when he found you eating a steak sandwich in the bathroom…

Jill: K, so he was a tad overzealous, whatever.

Lill: *Sigh* I’ll never understand your affinity for the ‘do-gooder type’…they never end up being the person you think they are.

Jill: At least the guys I date have altruistic ambitions – some of your exes were practically criminals.

*Doorbell rings*

Lill: I’ll get it – and for the record I resent that. It was only one and he stole his Grandmother’s car, hardly a capital offense though a telling account of his superior intellect in that he was living in her basement at the time.

*Lill answers door*

Lill: Hey Jill, it’s ‘Mr. Tall-dark-and-‘Feed the Children’, want me to ‘donate’ your number or are you holding out for that guy in the park who feeds the pigeons?

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

13 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Pigeon Feeders are good people!
    Steak Sandwich? And I’ll bet you didn’t share either!

  2. jensine says:

    pigeon guy all the way … come on at least he can kill them and cook them too

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