Jill: K, I’m heading out – how do I look?

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Your denim skirt is torn in several places…

Jill: It’s supposed to look like that.

Lill: And you seem to be missing a portion of your top…

Jill: It’s supposed to look like that.

Lill: You also appear to have multiple holes in your stockings…

Jill: They’re supposed to look like that.

Lill: *Sigh* Are you wearing anything that hasn’t been deliberately torn, ripped or destressed?

Jill: Sure, my heel insoles.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

23 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Feel free to parade around my office hallway. But stay away from the snack cart! That lady’s NUTZ!

  2. jensine says:

    and hopefully your not wearing crotchless knickers

  3. TammyeHoney says:

    Would have loved to have seen a picture of that lol

  4. Well if the only thing that’s not “deliberately been torn, ripped or distressed” is your insoles, I’d love to see the unmentionables…

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