*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I’m bored and I can’t even drink to feel better about myself because it’s not lunch yet.

Jill: What happened to your emergency bottle of vodka-Tang?

Lill: *Sigh* I had to give it to the IT guy in exchange for pulling down my firewall so I can watch inappropriate videos during teleconferences.

Jill: Right, cause god forbid you actually listen and contribute when there are cat videos to watch.

Lill: Well I was being productive until I got ordered back to my cubicle with a stack of budget reports to review.

Jill: Wait, you got reprimanded?! What the hell did you do – it’s only 10:30?!

Lill: *Sigh* When I walked into the board room for my 10am meeting I was greeted by a gaggle of prepubescent bubblegum chewing tweens – our new junior associates.

Jill:  Fun.

Lill: Pretty much my reaction as well…I began with an update on the deliverables due at the end of this month only to have them interrupt with texting under the table and a reference to Miley Cyrus’s recent engagement. I immediately lit into them – chastising them for being unprepared, unprofessional, and blatantly rude. I also threatened to fire them if such behaviour was repeated. Many of them began crying and one boy peed himself.

Jill: Well done.

Lill: I thought so too – until I found out that our meeting space had been moved and it was in fact ‘bring your kid to work day’…

Advertisements

About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    don’t they know that we are the kids we bring to work every day … how can they be so annoyingly confusing

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s