Lill: Do you still have those face masks you use for headaches in the freezer?

Jill: Sure, want a Tylenol as well?

Lill: No thanks – I don’t actually have a headache.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow*

Lill: It’s going to be stinking hot today and these will do nicely under my bra.

Jill: Ingenious idea.

Lill: Yes, I think so too.

*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: So my ‘freezer-face-mask-in-the-bra’ scheme didn’t work out as well as I had hoped…

Jill: Oh?

Lill: I didn’t account for condensation.

Jill: *Snigger*

Lill: It wasn’t until one of the new moms on my floor quietly asked if I wanted to borrow some nursing pads that I realized my mistake.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

20 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    at least you had very cool boobs

  2. Nowan Zen says:

    Having boobs isn’t all it’s stacked up to be?

  3. Nowan Zen says:

    Ummmmmm…….excuse me Miss……are those your frozen treats?

  4. Hmm.. Bet it was nipply.

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