Lill: Do you still have those face masks you use for headaches in the freezer?
Jill: Sure, want a Tylenol as well?
Lill: No thanks – I don’t actually have a headache.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: It’s going to be stinking hot today and these will do nicely under my bra.
Jill: Ingenious idea.
Lill: Yes, I think so too.
*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: So my ‘freezer-face-mask-in-the-bra’ scheme didn’t work out as well as I had hoped…
Lill: I didn’t account for condensation.
Lill: It wasn’t until one of the new moms on my floor quietly asked if I wanted to borrow some nursing pads that I realized my mistake.