Lill: *Sigh* I’m bored…
Jill: Why don’t you read a book?
Lill: *Grumble* I’m still recovering from the latest Sookie Stackhouse fail.
Jill: Television then?
Lill: There is no point to watching TV on a Sunday when you don’t have HBO.
Jill: True – what about some exercise?
Lill: *Raises eyebrows* On the Day of Rest? That would be blasphemous Jillian and I have no desire to upset our Lord with unsanctioned activity.
Jill: You could clean something.
Lill: But then what would you do all week?
Jill: *Sigh* I can’t help you Lillian, and I’m preparing for my morning meetings so whatever you decide to do, please do it as far away from me as possible.
Lill: Hmm…I still have some Shiraz in the fridge…
Jill: I think voluntary Sunday evening debauchery might also be frowned upon by His Holiness.
Lill: Pfft, that’s crap – Jesus loved wine.
Jill: Yes, but I doubt he condoned drinking it in vast quantities from a cardboard box.
Lill: The man used BARRELS Jillian and you dare scoff at my box?! For shame!
Lill: Hey, do we have any cheese slices left? Might as well make this a party.