Jill: I think we should eat more vegetarian meals.

Lill: *Sigh* Have you been reading Gwyneth’s GOOP newsletters again?

Jill: Seriously Lillian, we really need to consider the long-term effects of our current diet. Eating more fresh fruit and vegetables will reduce the risks of heart disease and cancer.

Lill: What about the Italian deli we’ve kept operational since the mid-90’s? You need to think about the economic ramifications of such a decision Jill; we need to be proactive in helping to sustain our community’s small businesses. What would Sergio think if he saw you with a carrot stick instead of his salami?

Jill: Oh please, you’re just trying to get out of dropping your tri-weekly meatball sandwich.

Lill: *Snigger* What can I say, I have needs that only Sergio’s meat can fulfill.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. That’s what she said! HAHA…Nikki

  2. Must… have… meat… You are making me hungry! And I just ate! 😛

  3. Italian delis totally do not count. You are allowed free reign, just keep the carrot stick for later.

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