Jill: I think we should eat more vegetarian meals.
Lill: *Sigh* Have you been reading Gwyneth’s GOOP newsletters again?
Jill: Seriously Lillian, we really need to consider the long-term effects of our current diet. Eating more fresh fruit and vegetables will reduce the risks of heart disease and cancer.
Lill: What about the Italian deli we’ve kept operational since the mid-90’s? You need to think about the economic ramifications of such a decision Jill; we need to be proactive in helping to sustain our community’s small businesses. What would Sergio think if he saw you with a carrot stick instead of his salami?
Jill: Oh please, you’re just trying to get out of dropping your tri-weekly meatball sandwich.
Lill: *Snigger* What can I say, I have needs that only Sergio’s meat can fulfill.