Jill: Lill, I have a confession to make.
Lill: It’s about the cleaning schedule right?
Jill: Uh…yeah. I altered the duties so you’d have to do the bathroom an extra time this month. I was hoping you wouldn’t notice…
Lill: Well I did.
Jill: *Shuffles feet* Sorry for being a sneaky cow.
Lill: It’s cool, but if it wasn’t for your in fact total fail at being a sneaky cow, you wouldn’t have ended up with kitchen duty again this week – and that’s really unfortunate.
Jill: Why, what’s wrong with the kitchen?
Lill: I just finished baking five loaves of bread and making a kg of homemade pesto with the food processor lid off.