*Lill returns home, Jill is watching TV*

Lill: Ugh, what a day – I’m exhausted.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* I thought you had today off?

Lill: I did.

Jill: And I thought your plans involved couch surfing, Nutella sandwiches and bad daytime television.

Lill: They did.

Jill: So what happened?

Lill: I didn’t leave the sofa until regularly scheduled programming was overtaken by the news – you think sitting all day eating is EASY?! I worked hard on that couch dent – you’ll have to run the vacuum over it to soften the crease.

Jill: That was your ass?! I thought a box had been sitting on it all day…no wonder it was so warm…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

8 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    See? Couch potatoism is much MUCH tougher than is appears!

    At leaset there was no sex involved….or WAS therre?

  2. jensine says:

    an ass dent is so much better than a box dent

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