*Lill returns home, Jill is watching TV*
Lill: Ugh, what a day – I’m exhausted.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* I thought you had today off?
Lill: I did.
Jill: And I thought your plans involved couch surfing, Nutella sandwiches and bad daytime television.
Lill: They did.
Jill: So what happened?
Lill: I didn’t leave the sofa until regularly scheduled programming was overtaken by the news – you think sitting all day eating is EASY?! I worked hard on that couch dent – you’ll have to run the vacuum over it to soften the crease.
Jill: That was your ass?! I thought a box had been sitting on it all day…no wonder it was so warm…