*Jill calls Lill at work*
Jill: It’s too hot to cook tonight, let’s order a pizza for dinner.
Lill: Absolutely – in fact I’ve been hoping you’d suggest it all day. Looks like my super stealthy subliminally projected telepathic abilities are working!
Jill: Oh yes, I’m sure it was your mind powers and NOT the fax, two phone calls, four emails and singing telegram you additionally sent…