Jill: What are you watching?
Lill: Reruns of the Gilmore Girls.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* Seriously? You NEVER watch my dvds…this is surprising to say the least.
Lill: Meh, I find their banter entrancing.
Jill: What’s with the tequila?
Lill: *Sigh* I’m convinced Alexis Bledel doesn’t age – I think I’ve actually aged more in the last three hours than she has over seven seasons.
Jill: I see you’re making a pretty sizable dent in that bottle – what’s the criteria for consumption?
Lill: I’m doing a shot every time they say a word with four syllables or more…