Jill: *Grumble*

Lill: What’s wrong?

Jill: *Sigh* Alfie and I had a fight.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Oh?

Jill: He yelled at me for ‘wasting’ my money on so many pairs of shoes.

Lill: Heh, what a heel…so what did you do?

Jill: I threw a pair of wedges at his head.

Lill: Cork?

Jill: Wood.

Lill: Nice.

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    Throwing things? Really? Couldn’t have been a loose brick or something frozen from the icebox? You might’ve damaged one of your shoes!

  2. jensine says:

    hope it left an imprint

  3. amb says:

    Teeheehee. The trick is to teach a lesson without marking up the pretty face…

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