Jill: What are you working on?

Lill: *Grumble* Project update…

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* But you never bring work home – what happened?

Lill: *Grumble* Some asshole made popcorn at work today.

Jill: *Snigger* And those buttery fumes distracted you I take it?

Lill: *Sigh* By the time I left to find a quick fix I was ready to have Orville Redenbacher’s babies.

Jill: *Shakes head*

Lill: Don’t you DARE judge me – I’ve already had to defend myself enough today. A maintenance worker tried to hospitalize me for my so-called eating disorder. I told her there was nothing disorderly about my eating habits but apparently it’s ‘unhealthy’ to be found consuming an extra large bag of triple butter in the Cineplex ladies room…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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  1. jensine says:

    but why? don’t we all do that to maintain or curves?

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