Jill: What are you working on?
Lill: *Grumble* Project update…
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* But you never bring work home – what happened?
Lill: *Grumble* Some asshole made popcorn at work today.
Jill: *Snigger* And those buttery fumes distracted you I take it?
Lill: *Sigh* By the time I left to find a quick fix I was ready to have Orville Redenbacher’s babies.
Jill: *Shakes head*
Lill: Don’t you DARE judge me – I’ve already had to defend myself enough today. A maintenance worker tried to hospitalize me for my so-called eating disorder. I told her there was nothing disorderly about my eating habits but apparently it’s ‘unhealthy’ to be found consuming an extra large bag of triple butter in the Cineplex ladies room…