*Lill and Jill return home*
Jill: What a fabulous vacation! Who would have thought spending two weeks in the wilderness could be so relaxing?
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* I don’t think your father’s luxury cabin counts as ‘the wilderness’ Jillian.
Jill: *Crosses arms* There were trees and bugs – it totally counts. Besides, I enjoy sleeping under the stars just as much as anyone else.
Lill: Sure you do…all five of them…