Lill: What event are you watching?

Jill: Women’s beach volleyball.

Lill: Pfft…that’s more of a Corona commercial than an Olympic event.

Jill: *Crosses arms* It’s a legitimate sport Lillian.

Lill: Oh please – with their bikinis, tans and 2% body fat the girls are glorified beach bunnies.

Jill: It’s hot! What would you have them wear, leggings and hoodies?!

Lill: So you mean they let their asses hang out to keep cool?

Jill: Erm…well…

Lill: And the male beach volleyball players are alternatively fully clothed because…?

Jill: *Gasp* You’re RIGHT!!

Lill: Something you should remember more often.

Jill: No, I mean about the men – the poor things must be absolutely sweltering wearing all that extra clothing.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Bit of a double standard I’d say.

Jill: Oh indeed – it’s blatant discrimination.

Lill: You should do something about it.

Jill: I’ll write the IOC this instant.

Lill: I recommend proposing Speedos with the alternate option of booty shorts.

Jill: I’m sure the Committee will appreciate my concern and support for Olympic athletes.

Lill: *Cough* And their equipment…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

9 responses »

  1. Good luck with that! Catchy title..

  2. amb says:

    Hello lovelies! There’s a shout out on WBS with your name on it today… come visit! http://wp.me/p2myYW-iZ 🙂

  3. Happy Runner says:

    I’ll sign the petition for speedos for men’s beach volleyball… LOL

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