Lill: What event are you watching?
Jill: Women’s beach volleyball.
Lill: Pfft…that’s more of a Corona commercial than an Olympic event.
Jill: *Crosses arms* It’s a legitimate sport Lillian.
Lill: Oh please – with their bikinis, tans and 2% body fat the girls are glorified beach bunnies.
Jill: It’s hot! What would you have them wear, leggings and hoodies?!
Lill: So you mean they let their asses hang out to keep cool?
Lill: And the male beach volleyball players are alternatively fully clothed because…?
Jill: *Gasp* You’re RIGHT!!
Lill: Something you should remember more often.
Jill: No, I mean about the men – the poor things must be absolutely sweltering wearing all that extra clothing.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Bit of a double standard I’d say.
Jill: Oh indeed – it’s blatant discrimination.
Lill: You should do something about it.
Jill: I’ll write the IOC this instant.
Lill: I recommend proposing Speedos with the alternate option of booty shorts.
Jill: I’m sure the Committee will appreciate my concern and support for Olympic athletes.
Lill: *Cough* And their equipment…