Lill: What event are you watching?

Jill: Equestrian team jumping.

Lill: *Yawn* Oh right, horses…a sport geared primarily towards the rich and unattractive.

Jill: Not true – only several weeks ago did the very attractive Johnny Depp give his rumored and equally attractive mistress Amber Heard a horse.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Which begs the question why she’d rather have a horse when she can ride Johnny…

Jill: Now that’s a sport I’d gladly train for.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

7 responses »

  1. amb says:

    teehee! Thanks for the mental image that’s going to stick with me all day. Oh Johnny *swoon*

  2. jensine says:

    me too, where is the queue me begs first “ride”

  3. Save a horse – ride an actor.

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