Lill: *Smacks lips* I’m feeling hungry….
Jill: So eat.
Lill: Where might I find something to eat?
Lill: Riight…and how does one go about preparing this fine freezer food?
*15 Minutes Later*
Lill: So this newfangled food-warming machine…where might its ‘on’ button be located?
Jill: Read the manual.
*30 Minutes Later*
Lill: Hypothetically speaking, what might happen if one neglected to remove the freezer food packaging?
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Fire.
*30 Seconds Later*
Jill: *Cough* And where might the fire extinguisher be located?