*Jill arrives home from Christmas shopping*
Jill: Hi Lillian – I thought I’d come home early to get a start on the baking.
Lill: *Hic* Hey – oh, no need – I’m on it.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Really?
Lill: Yes, really – I’m making mince tarts…*hic*
Jill: Erm…I see two empty jars of tart filling and a half empty bottle of rum…where’s the pastry?
Lill: *Hic* Oh I haven’t gotten that far yet…