Lill: Overbooking your lunchtime sexual favours again?
Lill: Seriously – the circles under your eyes look like they were drawn on with eye black.
Jill: *Sigh* I’m fine Lillian – but thank you for your unnecessarily kind remarks…you’ve just reminded me to take off my make-up.
*Five minutes later*
Lill: *Raises eyebrow*
Jill: I’m not wearing any mascara…