Jill: What are you watching?
Lill: Television commercials.
Lill: Market research.
Lill: Men are best able to lure the attentions of bouncy peroxide-infused females by consuming alcoholic beverages – primarily light beer – whilst women are encouraged to pursue the opposite sex armed with teeth whitening products.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Riiiight – so it’s my smile the menfolk are gazing at, not my boobs?
Lill: Oh no – I’m sure the intent is to gawk at the boobage – it’s just that they’re drunk and too distracted by your shiny teeth to lower their gazes…