Jill: What are you watching?

Lill: Television commercials.

Jill: Erm…why?

Lill: Market research.

Jill: Findings?

Lill: Men are best able to lure the attentions of bouncy peroxide-infused females by consuming alcoholic beverages – primarily light beer – whilst women are encouraged to pursue the opposite sex armed with teeth whitening products.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* Riiiight – so it’s my smile the menfolk are gazing at, not my boobs?

Lill: Oh no – I’m sure the intent is to gawk at the boobage – it’s just that they’re drunk and too distracted by your shiny teeth to lower their gazes…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. Anonymous says:

    Believe what you will, but boobs win every single time.

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