*Lill arrives home from work*

Jill: Hey, you’re late.

Lill: *Grumble* I was delayed.

Jill: Snow?

Lill: Departmental Wellness Committee

Jill: *Snort* Why the h-

Lill: I was kindly volunteered…

Jill: Meryl?

Lill: *Balls fists* She only WANTS you to think she’s a lazy underachieving admin when REALLY she spends her days plotting the demise of her intellectually superior and far more attractive coworkers…

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* You’re exaggerating.

Lill: My dear Jillian I’ll have you know I never embellish the demonic scheming I sense in others – as a fellow schemer it would be wrong to give credit where it simply isn’t due.

Jill: *Rolls eyes* So how did the meeting go?

Lill: I’ve been given two weeks paid leave.

Jill: *Eyes widen*

Lill: *Clears throat* This month’s DWC was focused on growth and inner vitality – we were asked to bring in something to represent this – everyone brought in plants.

Jill: What did you bring in?

Lill: Probiotic yogurt.


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. Cakes McCain says:

    Cheers Lill!!!
    (at least it wasn’t a yeast infection!)

    • HA! Love it! I wonder what they would have done if I brought in a package of Canesten and a tube of Vagisil?? Hmmm…well there’s always next month’s meeting 😀 …L

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