*Lill arrives home from work*
Jill: Hey, you’re late.
Lill: *Grumble* I was delayed.
Lill: Departmental Wellness Committee
Jill: *Snort* Why the h-
Lill: I was kindly volunteered…
Lill: *Balls fists* She only WANTS you to think she’s a lazy underachieving admin when REALLY she spends her days plotting the demise of her intellectually superior and far more attractive coworkers…
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* You’re exaggerating.
Lill: My dear Jillian I’ll have you know I never embellish the demonic scheming I sense in others – as a fellow schemer it would be wrong to give credit where it simply isn’t due.
Jill: *Rolls eyes* So how did the meeting go?
Lill: I’ve been given two weeks paid leave.
Jill: *Eyes widen*
Lill: *Clears throat* This month’s DWC was focused on growth and inner vitality – we were asked to bring in something to represent this – everyone brought in plants.
Jill: What did you bring in?
Lill: Probiotic yogurt.