*Jill calls Lill at work*

Jill: Hey, I’m leaving work early to run an errand – you’re on your own for dinner.

Lill: Oh riiiight it’s your Mother’s retirement party tonight – last minute gift?

Jill: Last minute tequila binge…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

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  1. It can’t be that bad.. Think how much extra time shell have to help you run your life properly. Good luck!

    • *Eyes widen*
      Can you leave the country without telling your Mother?? *Sigh* She’ll always find me so there’s really no point (Lillian suspects she has connections at Interpol). Maybe I can convince her to pick up a new hobby – leeching the life-force from inappropriately younger men, finding new ways to incorporate animal prints into her wardrobe and torturing me at every possible free moment could I’m sure be easily replaced with quilting, line dancing and shuffleboard. I suppose until then I’ll just hope for early onset senility 🙂 ..Jill xo

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