*Jill arrives home from work*
Jill: Hey Lill, sorry I’m late – have you eaten yet?
Lill: Yep, just finished.
Jill: What did you have?
Lill: A half pound of fish.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* You hate fish…
Jill: Riiight, so is this an attempt to try something new and expand your palate?
Lill: If you like.
Jill: *Claps hands* I’m proud of you Lillian! Where did you order from? The fish & chip place around the corner?
Lill: No, Pepperidge Farm.