*Jill arrives home from work*

Jill: Hey Lill, sorry I’m late – have you eaten yet?

Lill: Yep, just finished.

Jill: What did you have?

Lill: A half pound of fish.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* You hate fish…

Lill: True.

Jill: Riiight, so is this an attempt to try something new and expand your palate?

Lill: If you like.

Jill: *Claps hands* I’m proud of you Lillian! Where did you order from? The fish & chip place around the corner?

Lill: No, Pepperidge Farm.

Jill: …

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    They are also good with peanut butter.

    Break out the swimmies!!

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