*Jill returns home from work*
Jill: *Yawns* I’m exhausted.
Lill: *Reading magazine* You’re working too hard.
Jill: *Crosses arms* You always say that – I work what I’m contracted to work with occasional overtime and weekends.
Lill: For the past six weeks you’ve downed over 600 caramel lattes, ordered 8 pizzas, and consumed 3 bottles of extra-strength Tylenol.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow” This is worrying indeed…
Lill: I know – over-medicating can lead to serious addiction issues.
Jill: No, I just realized that over the past six weeks l haven’t bought a SINGLE pair of shoes…