*Jill returns home from work*

Jill: *Yawns* I’m exhausted.

Lill: *Reading magazine* You’re working too hard.

Jill: *Crosses arms* You always say that – I work what I’m contracted to work with occasional overtime and weekends.

Lill: For the past six weeks you’ve downed over 600 caramel lattes, ordered 8 pizzas, and consumed 3 bottles of extra-strength Tylenol.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow” This is worrying indeed…

Lill: I know – over-medicating can lead to serious addiction issues.

Jill: No, I just realized that over the past six weeks l haven’t bought a SINGLE pair of shoes…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

6 responses »

  1. Nowan Zen says:

    No shoes? Have you lost focus? Remedy that quickly before the withdrawal symptoms become overwhelming!!!

  2. jensine says:

    me neither but that is down to no monies … for shoes but have spotted a few pairs I have put on my MUST HAVE soon list

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