Lill: *Raises eyebrow* It’s 9:30am on a Saturday Jillian…

Jill: *Burp* Your point?

Lill: You appear to be drinking vodka coolers with your granola parfait…

Jill: *Hic* And?

Lill: Your mother must be visiting today.

Jill: *Sigh* She’s taking me shopping – we’re celebrating.

Lill: New botox?

Jill: *Hic* No, new husband.

Lill:

Jill: Exactly…*Hic*

Lill: Heh, where’d they meet CougarLove.com?

Jill: No, university reunion.

Lill: I didn’t know your Mom had a degree.

Jill: She doesn’t – it was my reunion.

Lill: *Eyes widen*

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    I know I never go anywhere with my mum … I;d be an alcoholic by now …

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