Lill: *Raises eyebrow* It’s 9:30am on a Saturday Jillian…
Jill: *Burp* Your point?
Lill: You appear to be drinking vodka coolers with your granola parfait…
Jill: *Hic* And?
Lill: Your mother must be visiting today.
Jill: *Sigh* She’s taking me shopping – we’re celebrating.
Lill: New botox?
Jill: *Hic* No, new husband.
Lill: Heh, where’d they meet CougarLove.com?
Jill: No, university reunion.
Lill: I didn’t know your Mom had a degree.
Jill: She doesn’t – it was my reunion.
Lill: *Eyes widen*