*Jill watching television*

Jill: *Grumble, mumble*

Lill: Problem Jillian? Normally you enjoy watching The Weather Network.

Jill: *Grumble* Fall’s coming.

Lill: Yes Jill – we call it seasonal change.

Jill: *Grumble* Well I’m not looking forward to it.

Lill: Oh agreed – hurricanes, shorter days, nasty cold rain –

Jill: – boyfriends who abruptly stop shaving and start wearing more clothing.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* …

Jill: It’s a legitimate gripe Lillian!

Lill: And I’m sure said boyfriends are CRAZY about the technicolour leggings, baggy blouses, chest-concealing scarves and mammoth rainboots their girlfriends voluntarily choose to dress themselves in.

Jill: Hmph, my Hunter rainboots are cute – they’re candy apple red.

Lill: Well then the remainder of your baggy and over-sized attire is sure to be complimentary to Alfie’s unshaven scruff.

Jill: *Raises eyebrow* How’s that?

Lill: You’ll be hobos together!

Jill: *Crosses arms* Very funny Lillian.

Lill: *Excited shouting* You can dine out at soup kitchens and spend romantic evenings at the Salvation Army!

Jill: *Walking away* Thank you Lillian.

Lill: *Claps hands* It’ll be the latest date-night craze with the hipster youth of our fine city!

Jill: *Slams bedroom door*

Lill: She always walks away when I get the best ideas…


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    don’t forget leg- and hand-warmers and socks in bed

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