*Jill watching television*
Jill: *Grumble, mumble*
Lill: Problem Jillian? Normally you enjoy watching The Weather Network.
Jill: *Grumble* Fall’s coming.
Lill: Yes Jill – we call it seasonal change.
Jill: *Grumble* Well I’m not looking forward to it.
Lill: Oh agreed – hurricanes, shorter days, nasty cold rain –
Jill: – boyfriends who abruptly stop shaving and start wearing more clothing.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* …
Jill: It’s a legitimate gripe Lillian!
Lill: And I’m sure said boyfriends are CRAZY about the technicolour leggings, baggy blouses, chest-concealing scarves and mammoth rainboots their girlfriends voluntarily choose to dress themselves in.
Jill: Hmph, my Hunter rainboots are cute – they’re candy apple red.
Lill: Well then the remainder of your baggy and over-sized attire is sure to be complimentary to Alfie’s unshaven scruff.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow* How’s that?
Lill: You’ll be hobos together!
Jill: *Crosses arms* Very funny Lillian.
Lill: *Excited shouting* You can dine out at soup kitchens and spend romantic evenings at the Salvation Army!
Jill: *Walking away* Thank you Lillian.
Lill: *Claps hands* It’ll be the latest date-night craze with the hipster youth of our fine city!
Jill: *Slams bedroom door*
Lill: She always walks away when I get the best ideas…