*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: I’ve had a revelation.
Jill: I have a Board meeting in 10 minutes so this better be Oprah-worthy.
Lill: I just realized that in actuality I participate in a Monday to Friday 9-5 coffee-consumption venture with several ‘work-breaks’ scattered throughout each day – usually one in the morning and a second in the afternoon.
Jill: *Sigh* How are you still employed?
Lill: Well I’m highly efficient during those two twenty minute segments – that counts for something I’m sure – though lately I’ve been spending the first one in the bathroom playing Plants vs. Zombies 2.
Jill: I trust you are aware that when I start my own company as an independent consultant I won’t be hiring you.
Lill: You say that now but just THINK of what I could do for you in twenty minutes a day – plus you could pay me in espresso shots.
Jill: Hmmm…do phone calls count?
Lill: You have to ask?