*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I’ve had a revelation.

Jill: I have a Board meeting in 10 minutes so this better be Oprah-worthy.

Lill: I just realized that in actuality I participate in a Monday to Friday 9-5 coffee-consumption venture with several ‘work-breaks’ scattered throughout each day – usually one in the morning and a second in the afternoon.

Jill: *Sigh* How are you still employed?

Lill: Well I’m highly efficient during those two twenty minute segments – that counts for something I’m sure – though lately I’ve been spending the first one in the bathroom playing Plants vs. Zombies 2.

Jill: I trust you are aware that when I start my own company as an independent consultant I won’t be hiring you.

Lill: You say that now but just THINK of what I could do for you in twenty minutes a day – plus you could pay me in espresso shots.

Jill: Hmmm…do phone calls count?

Lill: You have to ask?


About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

2 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    what does Lill do … I think I may want that job

    • Ha! No you don’t – no one does, which is why I have it. What I do makes jobs like accounting and claims processing look sexy – the caffeine addiction keeps me stimulated and harassing Jillian and tormenting my co-workers keeps me from ramming my head through the cubicle walls each day :-D…L

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