Jill: Hey, how was work today?
Lill: Fabulous! I scored a new intern.
Jill: Cool – University placement program or recruitment agency?
Lill: Neither, Starbucks.
Jill: *Raises eyebrow*
Lill: Yeah – apparently the morning shift is comprised of two MA’s, one BSc and a PhD in macro economics.
Jill: Hmm…poaching potential business talent from Starbucks – I’ll bet the Economist is writing the article as we speak.
Lill: It’s a sad day when a degree is worth less than a pumpkin spice latte.