*Lill calls Jill at work*
Lill: I’m going to be late getting home tonight.
Jill: Detention again?
Lill: *Grumble* I’m being forced to attend a ‘Workplace Sensitivity Meeting’.
Jill: YOU need sensitivity training? It’s preposterous!
Lill: In truth it’s slander – the unjust result of a harmless misunderstanding.
Jill: I see…
Lill: So there’s this guy John from HR who has been compulsively flirting with me since May.
Jill: Inappropriate emails and water-cooler chat?
Lill: No, he winks at me.
Jill: He winks at you…
Jill: How is this offensive? When did winking become a form of sexual harassment?
Lill: He does it EVERY time he see’s me and multiple times if he manages to engage me in conversation – it’s creepy as hell Jillian, especially combined with his lopsided smile, so I lodged a formal complaint.
Jill: What happened?
Lill: The Director of HR informed me that John is happily married with three children…
Jill: Married people still flirt –
Lill: – and that he suffered a minor stroke in April…