*Lill calls Jill at work*

Lill: I’m going to be late getting home tonight.

Jill: Detention again?

Lill: *Grumble* I’m being forced to attend a ‘Workplace Sensitivity Meeting’.

Jill: YOU need sensitivity training? It’s preposterous!

Lill: In truth it’s slander – the unjust result of a harmless misunderstanding.

Jill: I see…

Lill: So there’s this guy John from HR who has been compulsively flirting with me since May.

Jill: Inappropriate emails and water-cooler chat?

Lill: No, he winks at me.

Jill: He winks at you…

Lill: Yes.

Jill: How is this offensive? When did winking become a form of sexual harassment?

Lill: He does it EVERY time he see’s me and multiple times if he manages to engage me in conversation – it’s creepy as hell Jillian, especially combined with his lopsided smile, so I lodged a formal complaint.

Jill: What happened?

Lill: The Director of HR informed me that John is happily married with three children…

Jill: Married people still flirt –

Lill: – and that he suffered a minor stroke in April…

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. jensine says:

    well how could you know that and maybe that story is just a cover-up for his flirting

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