Jill: *Squeal* Alfie and I went ring browsing today – it was wonderful.

Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Guys give the biggest diamonds to girlfriends who give the best blowjobs.

Jill: *Sputters* That’s absolutely ridiculous and completely baseless Lillian!

Lill: Not so – it can be mathematically proven, I’ve devised the equation.

Jill: *Crosses arms* Your observation is crude and offensive – this conversation is a complete waste of my time.

Lill: How many carats were you looking at?

Jill: *Hands on hips* Half carats Lillian, we were looking at half carats.

Lill: Hmm…you know you can go to these workshops where they show you –

Jill: – HOW ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?!?!

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About Lill and Jill

We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90â€ēs boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.

4 responses »

  1. Cakes McCain says:

    hahahaha! It’s a convenient theory… I believe that. :S

  2. Kumar says:

    what happens if you have a ruby?

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