Jill: *Squeal* Alfie and I went ring browsing today – it was wonderful.
Lill: *Raises eyebrow* Guys give the biggest diamonds to girlfriends who give the best blowjobs.
Jill: *Sputters* That’s absolutely ridiculous and completely baseless Lillian!
Lill: Not so – it can be mathematically proven, I’ve devised the equation.
Jill: *Crosses arms* Your observation is crude and offensive – this conversation is a complete waste of my time.
Lill: How many carats were you looking at?
Jill: *Hands on hips* Half carats Lillian, we were looking at half carats.
Lill: Hmm…you know you can go to these workshops where they show you –
Jill: – HOW ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?!?!