Jill: Morning Lill, how’d you sleep?
Lill: *Groan* Ugh, not well – I kept having these terrible dreams of you being tortured.
Jill: *Raises eyebrows* Wow…erm…that’s strange…
Lill: *Shudder* I can still hear the screaming.
Jill: *Cough* Well it was just a dream right? I’m…umm…going to grab a quick shower before breakfast.
Lill: K…oh Jillian, just one last thing…
Jill: Yes?
Lill: Were you going to tell me before or after pancakes that Alfie spent the night?
Posted by Lill and Jill on June 3, 2012 in Boys and tagged Boyfriends, Boys, Chick-lit, Dating, Dream, Humor, Humour, Nightmares, Screaming, Sex, Torture.
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We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.
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Did you say Pancakes?
I am in trouble for posting this – I received no pancakes this weekend :-/…L
NO PANCAKES???? That seems a bit harsh! Pancakes are neutral and deserve to be had with or without the nocturnal entertainment. I mean, it’s not like anything got posted on YouTube. Or did it?
*Sigh* nope, no pancakes and she’s REALLY mad so I may not even get them next weekend either…you will have to send me grits via air mail…L
Not your fault she’s enthusiastic.
I can send you some pancakes AND grits. They’re both good with butter and maple syrup.
Hmm…maybe just send the butter and syrup :-P…L
No butter and syrup without pancakes and grits. And no cookies until ALL the brussel sprouts are gone. And not out the window or in the trash!
No problem! I likes me the little green brains! *Zombie voice* Braaaaains…L
busTED! hahaha!
It was going to happen sooner or later – and as it involved my own brother *shudder* what the hell did she expect?!…L
no pancakes and that after a sleepless night … and not in the good way, well for you anyway
Yes…it was a bad night and no pancakes on a Sunday is never fun – ah well torturing J is always an acceptable consolation prize :-D…L
how about a surprise slap or kick .. just cause
Could do – I enjoy random acts of violence…L
don’t we all (crackingmyknuckels)
You two crack me up. Hey I am a screamer too. I feel it is better than “vulger” language, right?? 🙂 BYW is there blueberrys in those pancakes???
There MAY have been…if I had gotten any – Jillian is the pancake master and I forfeited my portion what with the *cough* somewhat unflattering post…but whatever, the sacrifice was totally worth it :-D…L
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
It was totally worth posting it :-)…L