Jill: *Grumble* The kids from Glee get laid more than I do…
Lill: Maybe you should break out in song more often.
Jill: High school was so easy…all you needed was boobs and you were adored.
Lill: Pfft…speak for yourself – I was in undershirts until I turned 24.
Jill: I’m going to dig up my old cheerleading uniform.
Lill: You got the vomit stains out I take it?
*Moments later*
Jill: Lillian! Bring scissors and vodka! *Sob*
Posted by Lill and Jill on April 26, 2012 in Boys, What are you watching? and tagged Boys, Cheerleading, Cheerleading uniform, Chick-lit, Dating, Glee, Humor, Humour, Sex, Vodka.
About Lill and Jill
We are Lillian and Jillian; best friends and roommates. We blog to capture the seemingly trivial moments of thought and expression that make us smile; the often-times ridiculous way we see the world and how we live in it. We ask that you think well of us despite our propensity for drinking saccharine-laden alcoholic beverages, affection for 90′s boy-bands, and regular inappropriateness.
Lill and Jill 
Cheerleading outfit, huh? Hmmmmmm….
*mind wanders slightly off path*
Yeah, I’m pretty sure a little piece of Jillian died the afternoon I had to cut her out of it…L
Some memories force us to relinquish them. Rather rudely too.
Yes, I found it quite rude of my uniform to shrink as it did…Jill
Breathing is a requirement. Hmmmmm……You don’t see sheep having their wool shrink or the cotton blossoms suffering from shrinkage. There must be something in the air that’s causing it.
Lol, yeah – it’s definitely ‘air’ that’s the culprit here…L
Hey, that’s who I blame when my clothes shrink. Seems to work.
I’m with you, Jill though prefers reality and vodka so I doubt she’ll go for it…L
With enough vodka, reality can be altered. 🙂
Not telling how I know this, just accept it as truth.
Perhaps – It is a truth I am also familiar with…but I dare not burst Jillian’s Absolut bubble until the grieving process is officially over…L