Lill: *Grumble* Morning.
Jill: *Gasp* Lill! Your hair!
Lill: *Sigh* I know – my flatiron crapped out on me.
Jill: I forgot how curly and absolutely GORGEOUS it is!
Jill: …though you should probably brush it before you leave for work.
Lill: What do you think I’ve been TRYING to do for the last 20 minutes?! I’ve already lost three clips and a comb – I’m not sending a brush in until the rescue team reports back on survivors.